Yesterday I went to the schoolyard where me and my mates hang around because they have this little shelter thing with lots of seats so I walk upto it and see someone laying on the table someone who I haven't seen before and unlucky for me it was a girl so Jordan says to me lets go over there and chat for a minute and then bowers says "I'm coming I want to see his face" I automatically assumed it was that girl on the table. So around the corner Jordan says to me "see that beach whale laying on the table, well she's your target" and then shouts "Game on!".
Well first things first I aint going to try and get on her when all them are around because that'll make my job harder and plus they get to know how I work the magic which I'd like to keep a complete mystery. Plus he's picked someone who I would rather shoot than chat up, from Jordan's description you know she aint a looker but because he can change it anytime soon I'll just wait because that'll be torture and by making me go for someone who isn't a looker just makes my job easier but wouldn't like to kiss her.
For most of the night she was saying her fanny's the best I think I wanted to be sick but somehow I kept it in, like Mike says she's foul, which means not nice got to explain the words they come up with for ugly people.
More updates through the week, going back to Cardiff thursday!
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