Wednesday, 29 October 2008

The Bet Update: Bad News

Well today I went to Cardiff with Jordan instead of tomorrow and he didn't pick anyone for me to harass down there so after we came home from Cardiff he said to me "her down there" and pointed to a girl down the road from me so I said she's under 16 so he's sticking with the "beach whale on the table" and he said "she finds me hanging and gay and repulsive" well thanks for judging a book by a cover. I feel like that's what everyone does these days because Jordan doesn't know her and he judged her as a beach whale, he also said "it's fun getting you to go for ugly people" my response to that was "I feel like killing myself" well I aint going to give up the bet so I have to work in these conditions and I must admit it's going to be hard when Bower's girlfreind Holly has said to her don't go out with me. They're all working against me! That shouldn't happen surely. Aww well good luck to me over the next couple of weeks trying to pull an ugly girl.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Bet Update: First Target

Yesterday I went to the schoolyard where me and my mates hang around because they have this little shelter thing with lots of seats so I walk upto it and see someone laying on the table someone who I haven't seen before and unlucky for me it was a girl so Jordan says to me lets go over there and chat for a minute and then bowers says "I'm coming I want to see his face" I automatically assumed it was that girl on the table. So around the corner Jordan says to me "see that beach whale laying on the table, well she's your target" and then shouts "Game on!".



Well first things first I aint going to try and get on her when all them are around because that'll make my job harder and plus they get to know how I work the magic which I'd like to keep a complete mystery. Plus he's picked someone who I would rather shoot than chat up, from Jordan's description you know she aint a looker but because he can change it anytime soon I'll just wait because that'll be torture and by making me go for someone who isn't a looker just makes my job easier but wouldn't like to kiss her.



For most of the night she was saying her fanny's the best I think I wanted to be sick but somehow I kept it in, like Mike says she's foul, which means not nice got to explain the words they come up with for ugly people.



More updates through the week, going back to Cardiff thursday!

Thursday, 23 October 2008

The Bet Update

Well recently I haven't had any updates on the bet, but for now I know it's Cardiff tomorrow and there's going to be plenty 15-20 year olds down there and about the age rule it is now 16-21 so I don't go for girls too young and make myself look like a pedo. That's all I know for now anyways but I'm dreading chasing a girl and thinking up and turning on the magic charm which I "reckon" I have. I'm even starting to take the piss out of my cockyness... Tomorrow is going to be a fun day we all planned to go to Cardiff at 11am but then I remembered I've got to sign on at 5 past 1 so that makes things complicated so I'm making my way down after I sign on in town and then I'll be in Cardiff by 2 and be able to meet up with them and then go to cinema to see Ricky Gervais' new film called Ghost Town which looks good but when I'm signing on they're going to try and get in for a 15 film called Mirrors and I don't like horrors so even if I did go down with them I would be losing out and wasting my money on a film I didn't want to see.

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Making Plans To Make My Day Jampacked!

I think I've successfully Jampacked my day in so let's review this case, I wake up at 12pm, yes because I'm lazy, I do my jobsearch from half 12 til half 2, I'll take half an hour having a shave.



Before you know it it's three o' clock, now this is the time when I play my music until someone disturbs me by asking me to come out if nobody knocks for me before 5pm that's my full 2 hours of music to get me through the day so now I have got plans to give Jordan a knock and then We'll get Gitto and then we end up going over youth at 6pm where we'll have a laugh and a giggle and then I've got to leave them for the pub how selfish of me but I have to watch the Liverpool game or just even have a drink with a mate I haven't seen in ages.

Should be fun but we'll see because I'll have to constantly have my eye on the time. Bring on tomorrow!

Monday, 20 October 2008

Job Search: Day 1

I'm currently on the dole and I don't like claiming Jobseekers Allowance but I guess to have to because how would I live without a job, at the moment I'm doing everything in my power to find a job I go on http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/ and http://www.reed.co.uk/ all the time to try and find a job.

I apply for about 20 jobs a week and about 5 get in touch with me to say, sorry the job is regarding experience or sorry you haven't got the job. Well all you can do is keep applying for jobs.

Job searching has been made harder by the credit crunch, because they're restricted to a smaller budget and some businesses are made to go bust and then there's more people on the dole with me. All we can hope for is the government to sort this mess out, has it has seemed to been a knock on effect, I don't know if Britian or America started this credit crunch, but it's seem to gone from there to all over europe. I just need luck, as an unemployed teen with no experience trying to get into my first job and it's hard!

Addictions!

Well everyone's addicted to something, even if it's drugs, smoking or chocolate. Well I'm addicted to www.Last.fm and www.facebook.com they're the two sites I'm always on and I also google everything so I'm a bit of a google freak and plus I get to know a lot more through research. I'm also addicted to chocolate because Cadbury's have brought back the Wispa so when ever I have money I'm always in the shop buying one.

That's also the next sign of me getting fat, but I don't have to worry about that because I never put on weight, yes I'm one of the lucky ones.

Back to addictions, well I'm also addicted to finding a job as I'm always on www.reed.co.uk because I need a job right now, something to get me money so I can buy a new phone and a new camera and a camcorder and wow I don't want much do I.

I guess my biggest addiction is listening to music I listen to music most of the day and I'd listen to it in my sleep if I could but I don't want to get over any of these addictions because they're good addictions.

When it comes to bad addictions, it comes down to my gambling problem, which is every saturday I bet on the football fixtures, 8 teams of my choice go onto an accumalator and I don't win anything unless they all come win, last year I had one big win around christmas time and won 650 quid and then bought this laptop I'm typing on. So I'd love to have another win around about this time, but anything can happen in football.

Sunday, 19 October 2008

The Bet Update: Day 4: Jordan's Attempt To Break The Rules

Remember when I mentioned the rule about age, well the age group is 15-20 and do you also remember me mentioning about Cienwen's birthday tuesday, well she's not going to be 15 so Jordan is now attempting to break the rules by sending me after a girl younger than the rules say, so if he doesn't know that and keeps her as the girl I've got to go for then I win the bet for the simple reason she's not applicable for the bet!

I will have a word with him about that, but I wont mention that I know her age because he'll change the person so if I can win through not being challenged to go for anyone then fair enough but knowing him he will catch on and give me a new challenge as of tomorrow or something.

Fair Play is a big part in betting? I don't think so, but I love challenges!

Saturday, 18 October 2008

The Bet Update Day 3: No Challenge Yet

Is he just wasting the time for me to get a chosen girl so I can't get a girl and he can automatically win the bet? Nope, he's just waiting around for some ugly girl to come around so he can say her and torture me to have an ugly girlfreind until December 1st. Well I hope not I hope he picks someone that's beautiful because that would be one hell of a challenge for me because normally beautiful girls have a thing for looks, they don't give a crap about personality, you could have no personality and be hot as a saucepan on a cooker and they'd go for you.

Anyways I'm hoping he picks someone soon or I'll just have to tell him to pick one soon, because I need time to prepare on my magic act, which isn't that magic it's just a mixed up act a very lovable act that shows you the sort of person I am and that is surely amazing.

Friday, 17 October 2008

The Bet Update: Day 2: 16:00 British Summer Time

Well today I have spoken to Jordan and he's told me we're off to cinema next friday and that Cienwen is 15 on tuesday because of the bet rules this makes her a person that Jordan can pick so next wednesday and friday is going to be fun.

Wednesday is youth and she never fails to show up to that but I am hoping so because I know she don't like me.. but with my magic I'll hopefully weave around it, afterall it is all a bit of fun worth money to me.

Friday is the day we go to cinema and yes she is going, with a lot of her freinds and we're off to see the new Ricky Gervais film Ghost Town.

Remember he can change the girl of the bet any time he wants and I'm hoping this one won't last long because he thinks of so many girls he'll go through them all now and again. Challenge time commences soon!

Thursday, 16 October 2008

The New Bet

Well I have stupidly agreed to something being full of myself, yes again. The rules are simple, my mate Jordan gets to pick a girl and I've got to try and pull her (pull means to try and make her my girlfriend) by December 1st and he can change the girl at any time which gives me a chance to try and pull a lot of girls which means he can give me someone really hard to pull but then change it to someone easy just for a laugh and that's how I think I'm going to win this.

How did I get myself into this mess? Well I said that I could pull anyone being cocky and big-headed so now I've got to put my money where my mouth is and this is going to be the hardest challenge of my life, if you read my last post I said I was shy, unconfident and shallow, them three things could work against me and I'm also using this challenge/bet to become more confident and able to chat to girls more comfortably, afterall none of us are perfect and I'm always looking for ways to work on myself.

Bet started: Today
Bet worth: £30
Bet ends: December 1st

I will be keeping an update on the bet everyday and well if he doesn't challenge me to get any girl and then it's nothing to keep you posted about.

Where to start?

I live in great britian, my life is interesting but also stupid and most of the stuff that happen to me don't happen to many people in britian i hope afterall I place bets on my life and the latest bet started today, but more on that later.



I'm 18 and got brownish blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses and i'm about 5 foot 8, well that's how I describe myself, my likes and dislikes are simple afterall I like sports and would play any of them even rugby when I despise the game and don't understand the rules of the game, I play football a lot of the time, mostly sundays because everyone is free on that day, anyways back to my likes, I also like music mostly indie rock but I dip into electro and rap now and again. I'm also straight, you'll most probably guess that when you read on to the other posts. My dislikes, well I dislike rugby, cars, needles and heights.



I'm shallow might be the reason I haven't got a girlfreind yet, I'm also shy around girls and I'm not that confident, yeah I know I suck right?